Lobster and Unicorn, Trencito and Tractorcito, drama king and queen, sea otters, Princess Consuela Banana Hammock and Crap Bag… Our pet names aren’t normal because we are not normal.

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We like fancy street food, and spending a lot of money to travel to a third world country. Our favorite snack is popcorn bought directly at the movie theater without watching a movie.  We are busy-hyper-active-sleep lovers but we can’t seem to stand still.  We had Instagram before it was cool and we love the dog filter in Snap Chat.

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We like art, music, food, cars, food cars, and talking about business. We know all the lines to “Friends” and “How I met your mother”. We think we are part of their lives. Our relationship is a sitcom.

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We dream of being millionaires and owning a big house in the city with a view and a garden with 200 rescue dogs and labradoodles, one baby elephant, a goat, a couple of sea otters, horses, some African penguins, a lazy lion and a bunch of lemon trees.

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We can’t agree on our dream vacation home, beach or mountain? warm weather or cold weather? But we agree on sunshine. We take road trips, trains, planes and ubers but we love walking. We’ve been together to 4 continents in 1 week, and we’ve lived 8000 kilometers a part for a year.

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We love 90’s punk rock, alternative top charts and silly pop love songs.  Their lyrics are our lives soundtrack.

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We love being weird.

 

Love is weird.